The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23781. | Almondz (chollawat2) | 64.40 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
23782. | shiva (shivanagendra) | 64.40 | 96% | 2014-10-03 |
23783. | teytey (teytey) | 64.40 | 93% | 2012-02-15 |
23784. | Dave (fadedave) | 64.40 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
23785. | Anurag (anuragd) | 64.40 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
23786. | ginger (gingercat) | 64.40 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
23787. | modittb (modittt) | 64.40 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
23788. | Jakob (jakobgran) | 64.39 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
23789. | Deric (deric_p) | 64.39 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
23790. | danny (sadistic) | 64.39 | — | 2009-02-18 |
23791. | Cindy (cindy1889) | 64.39 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
23792. | Mr.chops (mr_chops) | 64.39 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
23793. | Kaleb (titanicswell) | 64.38 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
23794. | Asif Qureshi (attractive) | 64.38 | 92% | 2011-05-31 |
23795. | Joshua (servantra44) | 64.38 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
23796. | . (keelanlambert) | 64.38 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
23797. | Bill (billxnye) | 64.37 | 94% | 2017-02-08 |
23798. | Innocent (saquelain) | 64.37 | 95% | 2021-09-24 |
23799. | Dean (doogong) | 64.37 | 93% | 2015-05-31 |
23800. | Jeremy (sundown779) | 64.37 | 86% | 2015-11-23 |
23801. | ... (taol) | 64.37 | — | 2009-11-20 |
23802. | Alex (tmpd) | 64.37 | 89% | 2012-07-21 |
23803. | Joe (jboni) | 64.37 | — | 2010-12-09 |
23804. | Petar (petard) | 64.37 | 93% | 2012-10-17 |
23805. | aha (channaha) | 64.37 | 94% | 2013-04-22 |
23806. | avery (stridersword) | 64.36 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
23807. | Benjamin (kullaaaa) | 64.36 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
23808. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 64.36 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
23809. | BongNuts (bongnuts22) | 64.36 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
23810. | Abid (abidora) | 64.36 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |