The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1068. | Joshua (jweb_guru_practice) | 126.13 | — | 2010-06-01 |
1069. | forgot how to type (glacier... | 126.11 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
1070. | Demp (frostyc) | 126.11 | 97% | 2015-02-18 |
1071. | Retardito (rewgoibaq) | 126.09 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
1072. | Wilson (shevlock) | 126.08 | 96% | 2013-09-26 |
1073. | yokang (yokang) | 126.07 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
1074. | Lopar (lopar) | 126.06 | — | 2011-03-04 |
1075. | Ilan (ilanzs) | 126.06 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
1076. | Theodore (justheo) | 126.05 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
1077. | 737driver (737driver) | 126.05 | — | 2011-03-27 |
1078. | a (akagi) | 126.05 | — | 2011-02-27 |
1079. | zqjxkv (zqjkxv) | 126.04 | 97% | 2011-10-14 |
1080. | Arlene (arlenieeweenie) | 126.03 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
1081. | Paul (paulllll) | 126.02 | 94% | 2013-12-20 |
1082. | Halley (800mrunlove) | 126.00 | — | 2010-12-22 |
1083. | Solon (semisolon) | 126.00 | 99% | 2012-08-23 |
1084. | のずでぬ (nozden) | 125.99 | — | 2010-04-07 |
1085. | Aiden (kula_) | 125.99 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
1086. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 125.98 | 98.3% | 2023-10-09 |
1087. | (jlpt) | 125.98 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
1088. | Umbry (legendre) | 125.95 | 97% | 2013-05-25 |
1089. | Alex (alexbai94) | 125.95 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
1090. | Austin (uzarname) | 125.93 | — | 2009-08-12 |
1091. | n (carlibou) | 125.93 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
1092. | zies. (tyzies) | 125.90 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
1093. | OIx (oix96) | 125.89 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
1094. | good but not that good (kar... | 125.87 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
1095. | Eric (erlim) | 125.85 | — | 2011-04-16 |
1096. | NiteCyperTTV (nitecyper2) | 125.84 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
1097. | temmo (temmo) | 125.82 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |