The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23885. | Aimless (ladylike) | 64.20 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
23886. | Anthony (bearwarp) | 64.20 | 95% | 2013-10-04 |
23887. | wai ming (wmtai) | 64.20 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
23888. | xiphias (xiphias_) | 64.20 | 97.1% | 2021-02-11 |
23889. | landeez (landeeznuts) | 64.20 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
23890. | Ø (_psiphi) | 64.20 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
23891. | zoom (zoomstar) | 64.20 | 99% | 2023-10-15 |
23892. | Calvin (clee8888) | 64.20 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
23893. | I forgor 💀 (kernel32_dll) | 64.20 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
23894. | Szuyu (szlee118) | 64.19 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
23895. | 96 (96crn) | 64.19 | 90% | 2016-02-05 |
23896. | nXqd (nxqd) | 64.19 | 87% | 2014-10-26 |
23897. | Maximal (maximalelder) | 64.19 | 93% | 2021-04-26 |
23898. | bigmanbaby (smellynelly9000) | 64.18 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
23899. | Junaed (junaed_siam) | 64.18 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
23900. | Irvin (irvmed) | 64.18 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
23901. | Amanda (ddacm) | 64.17 | — | 2009-08-13 |
23902. | adrian (heeretic) | 64.17 | 93% | 2016-02-08 |
23903. | luke (luke29) | 64.17 | — | 2010-01-07 |
23904. | Sandra (pulledtrigger) | 64.17 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
23905. | mel (_melissa9_) | 64.17 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
23906. | Mayan (mayan__) | 64.17 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
23907. | pee (nanana) | 64.17 | — | 2008-12-25 |
23908. | Jaxper (jaxper) | 64.17 | 90% | 2016-11-07 |
23909. | sonita (giveup) | 64.16 | 90% | 2016-05-27 |
23910. | Joseph (josephyen) | 64.16 | — | 2010-03-20 |
23911. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 64.16 | 95% | 2023-09-12 |
23912. | David (westie) | 64.16 | — | 2009-04-27 |
23913. | forhad (forhadsustbd) | 64.16 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
23914. | Lewis (pogfrog) | 64.15 | 98% | 2014-02-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |