The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8121. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 92.90 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
8122. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 92.89 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
8123. | Savannah (ninjaturtle420) | 92.89 | 97% | 2014-05-07 |
8124. | Alexander (prepared) | 92.89 | 94% | 2012-10-02 |
8125. | Manuel (manguy0705) | 92.89 | 92% | 2016-08-10 |
8126. | matt (choa) | 92.89 | 86% | 2016-09-24 |
8127. | M (elvee) | 92.89 | 95% | 2012-08-07 |
8128. | Viktor (wowtardified) | 92.88 | 97% | 2012-05-04 |
8129. | Jasper (jasperc) | 92.87 | 91% | 2013-11-04 |
8130. | Markada (themarkvi) | 92.87 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
8131. | Nathan (nathanpg) | 92.86 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
8132. | Robert (wierdo) | 92.86 | — | 2010-08-09 |
8133. | Adam (zamn) | 92.86 | 85% | 2012-01-26 |
8134. | urmom (urm0mma) | 92.86 | 98% | 2013-07-04 |
8135. | Rick Hojun (facehunt) | 92.86 | 95% | 2017-01-17 |
8136. | Sammy (toucht) | 92.86 | — | 2009-09-07 |
8137. | Ferga12345 (ferga12345) | 92.85 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
8138. | King (king_gamesbr) | 92.85 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
8139. | Tom (synikalle) | 92.85 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
8140. | henry (henrytoh) | 92.84 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
8141. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 92.83 | 98.5% | 2023-09-21 |
8142. | Cristina (mcruscito) | 92.83 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
8143. | bob (sami1010) | 92.83 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
8144. | Rommel (thetyper09) | 92.83 | 98% | 2012-03-01 |
8145. | Nick (nickavv) | 92.83 | 93% | 2011-09-28 |
8146. | jonathan (jonathangareth) | 92.82 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
8147. | Daniel (zebrapopcorn) | 92.82 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
8148. | Fayaz Ali (fayazalilashari) | 92.82 | 98% | 2012-03-26 |
8149. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 92.82 | 99% | 2015-03-28 |
8150. | murdershards (murdershards) | 92.81 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |