The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9064. | Gustave (gustave_d) | 90.60 | 97% | 2013-12-16 |
9065. | Chris (emrick) | 90.60 | — | 2011-03-16 |
9066. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 90.60 | — | 2009-05-01 |
9067. | Snail (kelvin_paul) | 90.60 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
9068. | Ryan (lordratman) | 90.60 | 98% | 2015-12-29 |
9069. | evo (evome) | 90.59 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
9070. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 90.59 | 98% | 2015-11-30 |
9071. | Matt (mnih003) | 90.59 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
9072. | Bob (splork) | 90.59 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
9073. | David (bomely) | 90.59 | 94.8% | 2021-02-19 |
9074. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 90.58 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
9075. | Bad (iwillgetbetterattyping) | 90.58 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
9076. | Kyos (kyos00) | 90.58 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
9077. | MINH (shinmyou) | 90.58 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
9078. | ben (bumbleben7) | 90.57 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
9079. | tiptop magoo (oisin_mc) | 90.57 | 90% | 2014-09-10 |
9080. | Morpheus (shades444) | 90.56 | — | 2010-10-17 |
9081. | Mort (mortgrudge) | 90.56 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
9082. | Kitten (feline) | 90.56 | — | 2008-09-25 |
9083. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 90.56 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
9084. | Maxwell (thepiercingarrow) | 90.56 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
9085. | calcgod (kadenlau) | 90.56 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
9086. | Thengil (thengil) | 90.55 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
9087. | B. (karn555) | 90.54 | 95% | 2014-04-01 |
9088. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 90.54 | 98% | 2012-11-07 |
9089. | bfs (justcardboard) | 90.54 | 96% | 2013-01-11 |
9090. | Andreas (uliko) | 90.54 | — | 2010-12-02 |
9091. | z (zuckles) | 90.53 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
9092. | \ (wozby) | 90.53 | 97% | 2013-09-09 |
9093. | Jens (pense007) | 90.53 | 96% | 2014-01-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |