The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7802. | Ivan (ipenipent) | 93.74 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
7803. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 93.74 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
7804. | Harvey (alipio_harvey) | 93.74 | — | 2010-03-08 |
7805. | Michael (mwong95) | 93.74 | 93% | 2013-09-19 |
7806. | Max (maxlikerobinson) | 93.74 | 95% | 2013-10-11 |
7807. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 93.73 | 97% | 2014-12-07 |
7808. | Cyclo (cycloglobin) | 93.73 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
7809. | Diana (dkl2108_dvorak) | 93.73 | — | 2010-08-26 |
7810. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 93.73 | 96% | 2017-04-12 |
7811. | Mustang (mustang_2015) | 93.73 | 97% | 2015-11-30 |
7812. | Simon (smeagols) | 93.73 | — | 2009-05-20 |
7813. | HelloSputnik (nuge) | 93.72 | 91% | 2012-04-11 |
7814. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.72 | 97% | 2023-06-30 |
7815. | Rennex (renn3x) | 93.72 | 92% | 2016-07-08 |
7816. | Toastyohs (toastyohs) | 93.71 | 96% | 2012-07-24 |
7817. | Nik (nazeki) | 93.71 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
7818. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 93.70 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
7819. | jude (jude17) | 93.70 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
7820. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 93.70 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
7821. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 93.70 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
7822. | Julian (inferno2332) | 93.70 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
7823. | Nadeem (abstractwhiz) | 93.69 | — | 2010-06-13 |
7824. | blaize (blaizeyo) | 93.69 | — | 2010-07-26 |
7825. | folds (mfaram) | 93.69 | — | 2008-10-22 |
7826. | Joey (coxoncable) | 93.69 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
7827. | BLU (glitterblonde) | 93.69 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
7828. | Somebody (caramelpichu) | 93.69 | 98% | 2015-07-25 |
7829. | Ace (killgon) | 93.68 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
7830. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 93.68 | 94% | 2016-12-15 |
7831. | Mat-Eo (mat_eo) | 93.68 | 98% | 2012-05-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |