The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5396. | Me (nilers) | 100.96 | 96% | 2017-02-03 |
5397. | Mike (mike_dvorak) | 100.96 | 96% | 2013-06-30 |
5398. | Me (justme196) | 100.96 | 97% | 2015-03-27 |
5399. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 100.96 | 98% | 2012-09-09 |
5400. | Soko (soko) | 100.96 | — | 2008-12-19 |
5401. | Randy (chaos407) | 100.96 | — | 2010-11-20 |
5402. | h7ti(discord) (eternality) | 100.94 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
5403. | Justine (st1ckez) | 100.94 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
5404. | 🐌💨 (ziploz) | 100.94 | 99% | 2022-08-29 |
5405. | Poscow (poscow) | 100.94 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
5406. | FreeThugger (feedmedope) | 100.93 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
5407. | A (vpran02) | 100.93 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
5408. | Kyle (ksil) | 100.93 | 97% | 2015-11-27 |
5409. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 100.93 | 99% | 2017-09-09 |
5410. | Laurie my love (bossrubik) | 100.92 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
5411. | Maddie (mta001) | 100.92 | 94% | 2012-10-08 |
5412. | Timo (zorox) | 100.91 | 98% | 2012-10-05 |
5413. | Indira (dirascorpio) | 100.91 | 98% | 2013-02-04 |
5414. | Ravi (ravisingh) | 100.91 | 98% | 2014-08-14 |
5415. | FB/Bagsik (bagsikgotthis) | 100.91 | 99% | 2019-12-06 |
5416. | Haymaker (haymaker12) | 100.91 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
5417. | Krista (divchyna) | 100.91 | 97% | 2014-04-04 |
5418. | aafw (tehidiot) | 100.90 | 92% | 2016-09-11 |
5419. | Ju (jawnjawn) | 100.89 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
5420. | dilythion (dilythion) | 100.89 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
5421. | David (mordecai1011) | 100.89 | 97% | 2014-08-04 |
5422. | Dan (dulcimer) | 100.88 | 97% | 2012-05-03 |
5423. | Jason (lemonlime) | 100.88 | 95% | 2013-04-03 |
5424. | Rainbow (rainbowpoop) | 100.88 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
5425. | Rachel (warm_diarrhea) | 100.87 | 98% | 2012-07-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |