The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3429. | wow (iloevtypos) | 109.12 | — | 2011-03-04 |
3430. | xxx (hkron) | 109.12 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
3431. | puchat (puchat) | 109.11 | 98% | 2012-05-13 |
3432. | Андреј (kucaj_i_tucaj) | 109.11 | 98% | 2016-01-08 |
3433. | TehShrike (tehshrike_colemak) | 109.11 | 98% | 2012-11-27 |
3434. | Teemu (tpudas) | 109.11 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
3435. | salad fingers (guuul) | 109.11 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
3436. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 109.10 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
3437. | orangejuice (orangejuice101) | 109.10 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
3438. | Hùng (hungnp) | 109.09 | 99% | 2012-04-06 |
3439. | aasd (mudd0000) | 109.08 | 97% | 2013-10-05 |
3440. | Robert (robertm) | 109.08 | — | 2010-01-14 |
3441. | Fudge (furdge) | 109.08 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
3442. | Fungus (germanicfungus) | 109.07 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
3443. | Roby F (robyf) | 109.07 | 95% | 2012-05-30 |
3444. | Mike (hairyforcekin) | 109.06 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
3445. | Boston (bostonterrier) | 109.05 | 98% | 2016-05-30 |
3446. | Adam (dadamx) | 109.05 | 91% | 2013-02-20 |
3447. | Rishi (roemo) | 109.05 | — | 2010-02-04 |
3448. | Michael (spicypikachu) | 109.05 | 98% | 2012-08-12 |
3449. | Chunty (chunty) | 109.04 | 96% | 2013-09-20 |
3450. | Dana (cloud5) | 109.03 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
3451. | Zakk (z_boi) | 109.03 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
3452. | Raadek (knr24) | 109.03 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
3453. | yodas (yodas) | 109.03 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
3454. | Chet (chetbaker) | 109.02 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
3455. | Brian (wivo) | 109.02 | 94% | 2013-07-26 |
3456. | Kirsten (vixenita) | 109.01 | — | 2009-02-06 |
3457. | Patrick (saboe) | 109.00 | 99% | 2023-09-23 |
3458. | YouGotOwned (evilgunner) | 109.00 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |