The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12248. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 84.15 | 96% | 2016-06-27 |
12249. | Damon (luvsanimals2) | 84.15 | — | 2009-01-28 |
12250. | Crocko (onetruepama) | 84.14 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
12251. | Jack (jackthb) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
12252. | EatingCub (eatingcub) | 84.14 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
12253. | Bri (msbriyani) | 84.14 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
12254. | Vignesh (viggie) | 84.13 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
12255. | Loud (loudskies) | 84.13 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
12256. | Julius (julius0520) | 84.13 | 95% | 2022-12-18 |
12257. | Patrick (crossuv) | 84.12 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
12258. | VTEC KICKED IN YO (envme) | 84.12 | 96% | 2013-12-03 |
12259. | Kevin (kevbuns) | 84.12 | 92% | 2016-07-17 |
12260. | Scarlett (couragemylove) | 84.12 | 91% | 2015-08-06 |
12261. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 84.12 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
12262. | KW (kiawa88) | 84.12 | 95% | 2015-05-18 |
12263. | Simon (szheng17) | 84.12 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
12264. | Justin (justinmpark) | 84.11 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
12265. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 84.11 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
12266. | Z (rats4brainz) | 84.11 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
12267. | Le (leson2403) | 84.11 | — | 2009-06-28 |
12268. | Bekzhan (bzaareg) | 84.11 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
12269. | Dustin (kustnodi) | 84.11 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
12270. | Tom (bigtom) | 84.11 | — | 2009-01-23 |
12271. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 84.10 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
12272. | クリスチャン (lshanun... | 84.10 | 95% | 2013-08-27 |
12273. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 84.10 | — | 2011-02-05 |
12274. | Steve (stevenmnnguyen) | 84.10 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
12275. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 84.10 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
12276. | Yantro (yantro) | 84.10 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
12277. | tstats[rrooyy] (rrooyy) | 84.10 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |