The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17823. | Greg (xzibitzit116) | 74.35 | — | 2009-11-04 |
17824. | Dewald (dewald123) | 74.35 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
17825. | Chetan (chetanmonu) | 74.35 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
17826. | tan (ngoctanxyz) | 74.34 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
17827. | Matthew (matt_dj) | 74.34 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
17828. | Rachel (rffree) | 74.34 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
17829. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 74.34 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
17830. | Abdur (johnnyindia) | 74.34 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
17831. | Neithan (neithan) | 74.34 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
17832. | Dylan (fosterdill) | 74.34 | 96% | 2013-11-03 |
17833. | None (maltese) | 74.34 | 96% | 2013-04-03 |
17834. | pfd (pfdalt) | 74.33 | 94% | 2014-02-22 |
17835. | Tony (tphewklieng) | 74.33 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
17836. | Evan (__evab__) | 74.33 | 94% | 2021-10-20 |
17837. | Ian (owl_express_20) | 74.33 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
17838. | Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark) | 74.33 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
17839. | PogChamp (siktaukboi) | 74.32 | 92% | 2015-01-08 |
17840. | A (aismasher17) | 74.32 | 96% | 2014-01-16 |
17841. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 74.32 | 91% | 2012-02-09 |
17842. | Johnny (johnny2649) | 74.32 | 96% | 2014-06-12 |
17843. | Eleonore (el_eo_nore) | 74.32 | 96% | 2013-01-31 |
17844. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 74.32 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
17845. | JP (cryoblivious) | 74.32 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
17846. | tommy (tommyfall) | 74.32 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
17847. | Max (tehbomb123) | 74.32 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
17848. | Seven (seven71) | 74.32 | 96.2% | 2023-10-16 |
17849. | ADizzle (aidangruenpeter) | 74.32 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
17850. | glowred (greytime) | 74.31 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
17851. | Nanashi (nanasheen) | 74.31 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
17852. | Thomas (thomasgreen) | 74.31 | 93% | 2014-04-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |