So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
25520. | Kaivalya (kaivalya461) | 58.03 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
25521. | Phuoc (lovered) | 58.03 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
25522. | alexxxxxxxxxxxxx (sasssssha) | 58.03 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
25523. | Joshua (5muncy) | 58.03 | — | 2010-12-01 |
25524. | Daisy (daisy_sun) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
25525. | Ishaant (ishaant) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
25526. | Imran (noobb) | 58.02 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
25527. | Mark (markwright) | 58.02 | — | 2010-05-14 |
25528. | Julius (juliusda) | 58.01 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
25529. | Kelven (agentbowtie) | 58.01 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
25530. | Felix (should_be_working_rn) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
25531. | sven (svenac20) | 58.00 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
25532. | Doofy (bwarkee) | 58.00 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
25533. | Brendan (busey12) | 58.00 | 95% | 2012-06-23 |
25534. | otoniel (nrtrwater) | 57.99 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
25535. | dianjk (dianjk) | 57.99 | 92% | 2014-06-06 |
25536. | Luis (papitas_leis) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
25537. | Twitch.tv/balancepk_ (azjmo... | 57.98 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
25538. | samuely (samuely) | 57.98 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
25539. | Uzayr (wizz) | 57.98 | — | 2009-03-17 |
25540. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 57.98 | 97% | 2015-11-07 |
25541. | joselito (joselitotanega@ya... | 57.98 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
25542. | Grzegorz (ulxori) | 57.97 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
25543. | Aqilah (qylahnis) | 57.97 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
25544. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 57.97 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
25545. | Rubem (rubem.nakamura@gmail... | 57.97 | 89% | 2011-10-14 |
25546. | Dominic (dparrera) | 57.96 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
25547. | AznINspacE (azninspace) | 57.96 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
25548. | davide (dabide) | 57.96 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
25549. | Carl (gimaritis) | 57.96 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |