So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14664. | YurQ (yurq) | 76.29 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
14665. | Thanh Son (thanhsonzorro) | 76.29 | 89% | 2012-06-07 |
14666. | fatma (fatmaozerr) | 76.29 | 98% | 2015-02-26 |
14667. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 76.28 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
14668. | old profile (supremexd) | 76.28 | 90% | 2011-09-11 |
14669. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 76.28 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
14670. | Reelo (reelobaruk) | 76.28 | — | 2009-10-07 |
14671. | Tushchi Rocket (tushchi) | 76.28 | — | 2011-03-19 |
14672. | Sunil (chipu) | 76.28 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
14673. | Eines (hawkeines) | 76.27 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
14674. | RioDa (bleachinq) | 76.27 | 95% | 2021-05-31 |
14675. | Abdallah (abdallahk123) | 76.27 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
14676. | James (billybreathe5) | 76.27 | 91% | 2016-08-16 |
14677. | ironmk11 (ironmk11) | 76.27 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
14678. | Brett (bpoole00@gmail.com) | 76.27 | 95% | 2014-10-06 |
14679. | Ashley (baxter) | 76.27 | — | 2008-09-22 |
14680. | Victor (vertlance) | 76.26 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
14681. | Bara (uncle) | 76.26 | — | 2009-02-27 |
14682. | Meg (megsm07) | 76.26 | — | 2009-08-25 |
14683. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 76.25 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
14684. | Jeremiah (rhexos) | 76.25 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
14685. | Qwerty (a_random_name) | 76.25 | 97.9% | 2021-02-02 |
14686. | nhym (nhymx) | 76.25 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
14687. | Janghyeok (janghyeok) | 76.25 | 84% | 2016-07-15 |
14688. | Stan (bananaftw) | 76.25 | 95% | 2013-02-23 |
14689. | Randy (lpcustom) | 76.25 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
14690. | Matt (matthtypes) | 76.24 | 99% | 2023-01-29 |
14691. | yen (yenyenl) | 76.24 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
14692. | H J (ojinjin) | 76.24 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
14693. | qwe (azeem838) | 76.24 | 97% | 2023-07-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |