So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17399. | Mubtasim (mubtasim91) | 71.47 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
17400. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 71.47 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
17401. | Kwetzal (kwetzal) | 71.47 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
17402. | Justin (flashxiv) | 71.47 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
17403. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 71.47 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
17404. | Donny (donnyle) | 71.47 | 98% | 2016-03-29 |
17405. | Laurens (laurens0310) | 71.47 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
17406. | Bonsaikitten (bonsaikitten) | 71.47 | 85% | 2014-10-07 |
17407. | Staci (stacirenee) | 71.47 | — | 2010-09-04 |
17408. | Kusuma (kusuma) | 71.47 | — | 2008-12-31 |
17409. | bonsu (bonsu) | 71.46 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
17410. | Kal-El (notsosuperman) | 71.46 | 93% | 2012-12-18 |
17411. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 71.46 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
17412. | cherry (cherryyuk) | 71.46 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
17413. | Marilyn (marilyn_lun) | 71.46 | 95% | 2011-09-14 |
17414. | M (lefrost) | 71.46 | 95% | 2011-12-03 |
17415. | Harpy (harpy99) | 71.45 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
17416. | Xavier (try2pass) | 71.45 | 90% | 2013-04-16 |
17417. | Tommie (tommiecat) | 71.45 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
17418. | Dorian (dws49) | 71.44 | 95% | 2022-02-20 |
17419. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 71.44 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
17420. | Igor (igorjosifoski) | 71.44 | 86% | 2016-08-31 |
17421. | karim (new_function7785) | 71.44 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
17422. | Max (maltshuler20) | 71.44 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
17423. | Henrique (irnehp) | 71.44 | — | 2009-04-25 |
17424. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 71.44 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
17425. | Anargyros (argy) | 71.44 | 90% | 2012-09-19 |
17426. | Veduv (jigachad) | 71.43 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
17427. | William (fastasfboiiii) | 71.43 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
17428. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 71.43 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |