So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18885. | chris (jenisslow) | 69.06 | — | 2009-12-23 |
18886. | Gaurav (gorvarora) | 69.06 | 96% | 2017-03-27 |
18887. | journey to 100WPM (snake45) | 69.05 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
18888. | Noah (mukyn) | 69.05 | 90% | 2015-03-19 |
18889. | satthu0doimu (doikhongnhumo) | 69.05 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
18890. | nzwi (nzwi) | 69.05 | 99% | 2016-03-14 |
18891. | Maciej (thasobot) | 69.05 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
18892. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 69.05 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
18893. | Lariza (lariza) | 69.04 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
18894. | Izan (wei_wei_yap_yap) | 69.04 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
18895. | Sean (crowded_keyboard) | 69.04 | 95.4% | 2021-02-03 |
18896. | br1gg5y (br1gg5y) | 69.04 | 93% | 2016-05-27 |
18897. | Ćukasz (trytohavefun) | 69.04 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
18898. | John (ismokedabuddha) | 69.04 | 95% | 2012-05-19 |
18899. | Duh-vorak (denys_147) | 69.04 | 98% | 2011-08-24 |
18900. | clavat (clavat) | 69.04 | 97% | 2012-03-15 |
18901. | Joshua (local_goose) | 69.03 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
18902. | Kael (michael_deleon) | 69.03 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
18903. | Ann (ngocanhtoday) | 69.03 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
18904. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 69.03 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
18905. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 69.03 | 96% | 2015-02-04 |
18906. | Minh Hieu (rockerhieu) | 69.03 | — | 2009-01-06 |
18907. | myoldryn (myoldryn) | 69.03 | — | 2010-11-28 |
18908. | santosh (svs0395) | 69.02 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
18909. | Tal (tkalderon) | 69.02 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
18910. | A.A.Fouad (snkpl) | 69.02 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
18911. | Marwin (luntram) | 69.02 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
18912. | cmath (chrismath) | 69.02 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
18913. | Jed (jedmedina) | 69.02 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
18914. | Heather (hla24) | 69.02 | 92% | 2014-03-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |