So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
32236. | Meh (mehplusrawr) | 44.45 | 96% | 2013-01-17 |
32237. | LALIT (lalitsam) | 44.44 | 90% | 2016-09-13 |
32238. | Glenn (glenn2700) | 44.44 | 91% | 2011-07-31 |
32239. | Thomas (stwiltz) | 44.44 | 90% | 2011-10-26 |
32240. | Ali (lasthunter69) | 44.43 | 92% | 2021-07-04 |
32241. | Manh (manhlapvo) | 44.43 | 91% | 2013-03-16 |
32242. | vHan (shincatsu) | 44.43 | 90% | 2012-08-13 |
32243. | kazan189 (kazan189) | 44.43 | — | 2010-08-07 |
32244. | Dennis (dennis30) | 44.43 | 94% | 2016-03-28 |
32245. | Kuat (kuat_abylkassymov) | 44.42 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
32246. | mint (mint) | 44.42 | — | 2009-01-11 |
32247. | Michael (alphastrategy) | 44.41 | 87% | 2017-02-15 |
32248. | Puppen (puppen2022) | 44.41 | 93% | 2023-04-29 |
32249. | howtoleg (howtoleg) | 44.41 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
32250. | Bonacci (bonaldi) | 44.41 | 81% | 2016-04-24 |
32251. | Swastika (swastikarki23) | 44.41 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
32252. | Nechmo (nechmo111) | 44.40 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
32253. | jpacs (soypacs) | 44.40 | 97% | 2011-05-21 |
32254. | qubeer (qubeer) | 44.40 | 94% | 2013-05-23 |
32255. | adam (eatthatpussy443) | 44.39 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
32256. | Raju (raju7) | 44.39 | 96% | 2012-06-26 |
32257. | Abdurrahman (abdoali) | 44.38 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
32258. | Shota (shotin) | 44.38 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
32259. | Vaneet (vaneetdhiman) | 44.38 | 92% | 2017-02-10 |
32260. | Andrei (cpt_kek) | 44.37 | 95% | 2019-07-01 |
32261. | queiz (queiz) | 44.37 | 92% | 2018-11-29 |
32262. | sachin (sachinalex) | 44.37 | 89% | 2015-08-12 |
32263. | quan (toilaquan) | 44.36 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
32264. | Waleed (the_lol) | 44.35 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
32265. | Elijah (e___) | 44.34 | 94% | 2022-05-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |