So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14527. | Timo (ubulin) | 76.51 | 94% | 2019-03-24 |
14528. | panda22 (panda22) | 76.51 | — | 2010-05-13 |
14529. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 76.51 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
14530. | Brad (braddagio) | 76.51 | — | 2009-06-27 |
14531. | Bean (beanbeanbean) | 76.50 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
14532. | Pontus (dampbambi) | 76.50 | 93% | 2012-12-10 |
14533. | Dennis (prplnau) | 76.50 | 93% | 2013-02-27 |
14534. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 76.50 | 96% | 2015-04-07 |
14535. | dasmachine (dasmachine) | 76.50 | 97% | 2012-03-11 |
14536. | Andre (bouncybear6969) | 76.49 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
14537. | TBo (tbo_) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
14538. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 76.49 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
14539. | Stéphanie (tirose) | 76.49 | 91% | 2014-06-13 |
14540. | Anchit (anchit) | 76.48 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
14541. | Vbee (vb33) | 76.48 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
14542. | leo (ssyv) | 76.48 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
14543. | manacrypt (manacrypt) | 76.47 | 95% | 2014-01-18 |
14544. | Fajar (rizqy96) | 76.47 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
14545. | alejandro (mermeladov) | 76.47 | 96% | 2014-12-10 |
14546. | Matt (matt_r) | 76.47 | — | 2010-05-06 |
14547. | Dylan (dilly1) | 76.47 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
14548. | christian (typeclm) | 76.47 | — | 2010-05-15 |
14549. | Disco (shellahfellah) | 76.47 | 90% | 2016-03-17 |
14550. | Nathaniel (rocketgenius) | 76.47 | — | 2010-04-30 |
14551. | Lee (dona3315) | 76.47 | 95% | 2012-04-30 |
14552. | animax (animax1991) | 76.47 | 99% | 2013-10-04 |
14553. | Jasmine (jyunnee) | 76.46 | 94% | 2023-06-26 |
14554. | Saad (saad1) | 76.46 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
14555. | shron (shron) | 76.46 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
14556. | Absyl (absyl) | 76.46 | 97% | 2012-05-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |