So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7832. | 1v1MeByron (beslol) | 90.33 | 87% | 2016-08-26 |
7833. | mtizme (mtizme) | 90.33 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
7834. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 90.32 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
7835. | Ahmad (shumayal) | 90.32 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
7836. | wes (noth) | 90.32 | — | 2010-08-29 |
7837. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 90.31 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
7838. | Joseph (schmo_) | 90.31 | 97.9% | 2021-02-23 |
7839. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 90.31 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
7840. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
7841. | Hiep (noel_trang) | 90.30 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
7842. | Jeff (psychohazard) | 90.30 | 97% | 2016-07-22 |
7843. | 5'6Monster (igotovancouverc... | 90.30 | 90% | 2016-06-13 |
7844. | ZedHead01 (qdedmon87) | 90.29 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
7845. | Kyle (kalmech) | 90.29 | 93% | 2015-06-22 |
7846. | COATES (texxtz) | 90.29 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
7847. | Adam (liquidfiend) | 90.29 | 97% | 2014-04-25 |
7848. | Aren (tl8xv) | 90.28 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
7849. | Ryan (ryana) | 90.28 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
7850. | Kibitz (laconickibitz) | 90.27 | 99% | 2023-06-07 |
7851. | Munchy (munchy12) | 90.26 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
7852. | Colt (wolfiie) | 90.26 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
7853. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 90.26 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
7854. | sabrina (sabrinaconvenient) | 90.25 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
7855. | Taejas (taejas) | 90.25 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
7856. | Banga (rockyt) | 90.25 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
7857. | Daniel (dedicateddan) | 90.24 | 97% | 2015-01-26 |
7858. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 90.24 | 99% | 2021-07-11 |
7859. | Said (saidenhide) | 90.24 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
7860. | Dexton (dextonjl) | 90.24 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
7861. | Ran (randome513) | 90.23 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |