So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
33935. | Mcmihar (mcmihar) | 34.52 | — | 2009-08-12 |
33936. | Mohit (mohit311) | 34.51 | 92% | 2022-05-23 |
33937. | Rogelio (sirgie25) | 34.51 | 94% | 2022-09-22 |
33938. | Kat (kattyper) | 34.48 | 91% | 2013-06-29 |
33939. | in (uaqlover) | 34.45 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
33940. | Pawarit (supsr) | 34.43 | 85% | 2015-10-27 |
33941. | uuuuuuuuuuuuuu (invisiblepi... | 34.37 | 94% | 2021-02-27 |
33942. | Shristi (shristi_gupta) | 34.33 | 95% | 2022-03-02 |
33943. | Ian (zento_x) | 34.33 | 93% | 2021-01-27 |
33944. | TRẦN QUANG TƯỞNG (tuon... | 34.31 | — | 2010-04-24 |
33945. | Nathalie (ann6786ortiz@yaho... | 34.28 | 88% | 2012-05-23 |
33946. | supolchai (supolchai) | 34.27 | — | 2010-05-11 |
33947. | Yulany (yulany7) | 34.19 | 90% | 2013-02-01 |
33948. | MARTHA (alabami) | 34.19 | — | 2009-08-28 |
33949. | Prem (premkumar12) | 34.17 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
33950. | sjr (sj_rifat) | 34.15 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
33951. | riefqi (riefqid) | 34.10 | — | 2011-03-05 |
33952. | girija (girija) | 34.05 | 93% | 2012-11-04 |
33953. | yoink (thehomie5647) | 34.01 | 94% | 2017-06-08 |
33954. | Alin (an0n1m) | 33.93 | 82% | 2015-11-09 |
33955. | Marzuq (itsmarzuq) | 33.92 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
33956. | nnnile (nnnile) | 33.92 | 86% | 2015-05-11 |
33957. | Alex (alexx) | 33.85 | — | 2008-12-18 |
33958. | Jumpo (purplejumpo) | 33.82 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
33959. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 33.81 | 84% | 2015-08-11 |
33960. | bruh (xxdffafasf) | 33.80 | 90.8% | 2021-02-05 |
33961. | keeshia (keeshia) | 33.79 | — | 2010-03-06 |
33962. | thoai (tranthoai) | 33.75 | 88% | 2011-10-17 |
33963. | nick (colleyferdez) | 33.70 | 89% | 2011-07-14 |
33964. | Alex (zanderst) | 33.69 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |