So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15012. | Vishal (vishalb) | 75.71 | — | 2010-02-15 |
15013. | Kiwiwings (carmenbrouwer12) | 75.70 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
15014. | Mitchell (calpicoav) | 75.70 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
15015. | jakis (myron) | 75.70 | — | 2011-02-05 |
15016. | Austin (xaqilz) | 75.70 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
15017. | John (jgrasso4) | 75.70 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
15018. | Baris (rottened) | 75.69 | 90% | 2016-01-04 |
15019. | Xix (xixx) | 75.69 | 93% | 2015-01-05 |
15020. | Mike (mike0_0) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
15021. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.69 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
15022. | Ethan (ethanlee2006) | 75.69 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
15023. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 75.69 | 96.7% | 2023-10-17 |
15024. | taco (hehehetacos) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
15025. | Jason (nhtiger) | 75.69 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
15026. | flybot (flybot) | 75.69 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
15027. | Sarah (newmoon232) | 75.69 | 94% | 2012-02-09 |
15028. | Clay (pogomurphisk) | 75.68 | 99% | 2014-04-29 |
15029. | Colin (nilocd) | 75.68 | 96.7% | 2021-02-01 |
15030. | sweets (lynnpineda) | 75.68 | 97% | 2015-02-09 |
15031. | Jaka (jakvrh1) | 75.68 | 93% | 2014-04-29 |
15032. | Marco (marcokristensen) | 75.67 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
15033. | Zain (balefire) | 75.67 | 93% | 2015-12-13 |
15034. | Gabriel (gabrielgauthier) | 75.67 | — | 2010-04-27 |
15035. | Ceejay (ceejaynd) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
15036. | Kyjro (codertimeing) | 75.66 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
15037. | William (wemmettb) | 75.66 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
15038. | Sir Addons (joey7) | 75.66 | 93% | 2013-07-19 |
15039. | Jindrich (lord_zaran) | 75.66 | — | 2008-10-13 |
15040. | Karim (hiken) | 75.66 | 92% | 2014-02-09 |
15041. | Colemak (gageduke) | 75.66 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |