So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5049. | Pom (pomcuter) | 98.57 | 99% | 2023-07-26 |
5050. | Otávio (stridoca) | 98.57 | — | 2008-09-07 |
5051. | Jay (jtyamada) | 98.57 | — | 2010-09-01 |
5052. | Kevin (sayanghae) | 98.56 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
5053. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 98.56 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
5054. | Joe (fauntleroy42) | 98.56 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
5055. | kim (kim_1409) | 98.55 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
5056. | Simon (qoull) | 98.55 | 96% | 2013-01-06 |
5057. | Martina (martinaon) | 98.55 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
5058. | James (wajes) | 98.54 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
5059. | Bleh (entropian) | 98.54 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
5060. | Matt (tokarth) | 98.54 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
5061. | Adrian (aeroplaneking) | 98.53 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
5062. | Deiru (deiru) | 98.52 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
5063. | Edwin (edweezy) | 98.52 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
5064. | Never Refresh (neverrefresh) | 98.52 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
5065. | Siddhartha (sid_tiw) | 98.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
5066. | wilhelm (phlegmatic) | 98.51 | 100% | 2012-11-06 |
5067. | im vrey afst tbu my acuray ... | 98.50 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
5068. | Luna (omgitstheyang) | 98.50 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
5069. | A (nebula) | 98.50 | — | 2010-02-26 |
5070. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 98.49 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
5071. | A (furox) | 98.49 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
5072. | Lyeberry (redsquidz) | 98.49 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
5073. | N W (niwore) | 98.48 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
5074. | Evan (evarlese13) | 98.48 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
5075. | Steve (srd93) | 98.48 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
5076. | Baris (tlee119) | 98.48 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
5077. | Kyle (pickles3201) | 98.48 | 96% | 2023-09-30 |
5078. | Sp̦̽̄̂͘͜ a̵̡͆̂̓Ì... | 98.48 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |