So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8931. | Splonk (splonk) | 87.52 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
8932. | Vodon (vodon) | 87.52 | 98% | 2023-06-11 |
8933. | Fiona (lilmeg37) | 87.52 | 96% | 2011-07-21 |
8934. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 87.52 | 92% | 2013-03-14 |
8935. | mogh (mogh) | 87.52 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
8936. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 87.51 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
8937. | Slethron (fastslethron) | 87.51 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
8938. | Kyle (kyle10910) | 87.51 | 89% | 2013-02-12 |
8939. | simon (simonhor1) | 87.50 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
8940. | Ignacio (jsign) | 87.50 | 100% | 2017-10-28 |
8941. | Fowlron (fowlron) | 87.50 | 97% | 2016-09-06 |
8942. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 87.50 | 91% | 2016-09-19 |
8943. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 87.50 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
8944. | Sherlock (caramel1995) | 87.49 | 97.8% | 2021-02-27 |
8945. | megan (monchaton) | 87.49 | — | 2008-09-07 |
8946. | marshkie (marshkie) | 87.49 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
8947. | Durian (fatkid69) | 87.48 | 95% | 2021-10-13 |
8948. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 87.48 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
8949. | Michelle (ishanyx) | 87.48 | 89% | 2013-01-17 |
8950. | Tran (mysti2828) | 87.48 | 94% | 2013-12-27 |
8951. | Huy (phidao) | 87.48 | — | 2008-09-10 |
8952. | Brandon (zerra) | 87.48 | 96% | 2015-01-24 |
8953. | Yash (yash891) | 87.47 | — | 2010-11-29 |
8954. | Andy (sheva370) | 87.47 | 91% | 2012-01-15 |
8955. | Arkkant (r4nd4ll) | 87.47 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
8956. | Damian (strolen) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
8957. | Pavel (lmperius) | 87.46 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
8958. | John (been58) | 87.46 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
8959. | Ashley (huangash) | 87.46 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
8960. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 87.45 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |