So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5355. | Vanessa (vma101) | 97.61 | 95% | 2013-11-26 |
5356. | Kevin (kmburtt) | 97.61 | — | 2008-09-05 |
5357. | asd (duzai) | 97.61 | 93% | 2014-12-13 |
5358. | Ali (alithepanda) | 97.60 | 98% | 2014-03-21 |
5359. | aqib (aqibmirza123) | 97.59 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
5360. | noquit (megatank) | 97.59 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
5361. | Mark (markwd) | 97.59 | — | 2008-08-24 |
5362. | ujederdhesi (ujederdhesi) | 97.59 | 97% | 2013-04-17 |
5363. | Rajat Das (rajat_das777) | 97.58 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
5364. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 97.58 | 98% | 2017-02-26 |
5365. | JD (jdillius) | 97.58 | 100% | 2014-02-09 |
5366. | Javier (dude_brah_man) | 97.57 | 95% | 2012-04-11 |
5367. | Ioana (yamayama) | 97.57 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
5368. | Ralph (rmaalouf) | 97.57 | 99% | 2011-07-28 |
5369. | mogeta (mogeta) | 97.57 | 96% | 2012-03-21 |
5370. | Trigger (triggafingaz) | 97.56 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
5371. | tstats[jack18] (jack18) | 97.55 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
5372. | April (aprilrail) | 97.55 | 98% | 2013-05-20 |
5373. | MumeiGAF (mumeigaf) | 97.55 | 91% | 2013-01-23 |
5374. | Randall (rdox10) | 97.54 | 94% | 2016-04-01 |
5375. | folds (mfaram) | 97.54 | — | 2009-03-28 |
5376. | fixing my (fixing_bad_habits) | 97.53 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
5377. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 97.53 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
5378. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 97.53 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
5379. | Akash (akashrupela) | 97.53 | 96% | 2012-06-09 |
5380. | Andreas (uliko) | 97.52 | — | 2010-12-21 |
5381. | Zoomies (tthuang1998) | 97.52 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
5382. | Joey (appledumplings) | 97.52 | 95% | 2015-02-12 |
5383. | YoungMIN (slithical) | 97.51 | 97.3% | 2023-09-28 |
5384. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 97.51 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |