So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18899. | TheSlammed (theslammed) | 69.00 | 95% | 2023-09-25 |
18900. | Andy (andys810) | 69.00 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
18901. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 69.00 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
18902. | Ace (acechow) | 69.00 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
18903. | Amanda (uhmanduh) | 69.00 | — | 2009-11-26 |
18904. | Marcin (redgda) | 69.00 | 97% | 2011-12-31 |
18905. | Montri (maowmaow) | 69.00 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
18906. | cinnamoroll (famvicfv) | 69.00 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
18907. | Your Mother (alldubs) | 68.99 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
18908. | SmokeChase (smokechase) | 68.99 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
18909. | Ben-Dvorak (ben851dvorak) | 68.99 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
18910. | Empirix (empirix) | 68.99 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
18911. | Ben (bunjow) | 68.99 | — | 2009-03-07 |
18912. | 준 (pk_hyung) | 68.99 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
18913. | gupta (gupta01) | 68.99 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
18914. | O.U. (hotwater1228) | 68.99 | — | 2011-03-10 |
18915. | Blac (nice_tea) | 68.98 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
18916. | Christian (vinnw) | 68.98 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
18917. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 68.98 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
18918. | Roy (rocko95) | 68.98 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
18919. | Matthew (mkin) | 68.98 | 92% | 2011-08-04 |
18920. | Lustralis (lustralis) | 68.98 | 97% | 2013-04-30 |
18921. | archu's anna (lord_kapildev... | 68.98 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
18922. | Ira (iranite) | 68.98 | 95% | 2011-06-12 |
18923. | John1 (n1johhner) | 68.97 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
18924. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 68.97 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
18925. | Simon (fishmango) | 68.97 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
18926. | Younus (younuskhan) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
18927. | NewBee (newbee) | 68.97 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
18928. | Long (longela) | 68.96 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |