So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7192. | Malt0 (godcream) | 92.11 | 96% | 2014-10-01 |
7193. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 92.11 | 94% | 2012-07-23 |
7194. | Samantha (samdan56) | 92.10 | 99% | 2023-08-01 |
7195. | mibby (drspock4ever) | 92.10 | 96% | 2011-05-24 |
7196. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (caliskimmer) | 92.10 | 97% | 2012-12-18 |
7197. | Vasco (vascof) | 92.09 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
7198. | Please use an appropriate u... | 92.09 | 98% | 2011-11-01 |
7199. | Django (django_unchained) | 92.09 | 98% | 2015-12-18 |
7200. | Daniel (danfun64) | 92.09 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
7201. | Marco (marco_1) | 92.08 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
7202. | oldpier (woonie) | 92.08 | — | 2008-08-23 |
7203. | Sovano (sovano) | 92.08 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
7204. | K (omg911) | 92.07 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
7205. | tstats[isuckgarbage] (isuck... | 92.07 | 94% | 2023-05-21 |
7206. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 92.07 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
7207. | MOIST (aznboy578) | 92.07 | 95% | 2014-09-11 |
7208. | Mike (mjy315) | 92.06 | 97% | 2011-06-22 |
7209. | Blueblueblub (bubbleblue) | 92.06 | 92% | 2013-06-05 |
7210. | Emily (emibraille) | 92.06 | 97% | 2014-01-28 |
7211. | Roy (krnruler1235) | 92.05 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
7212. | Patrick (cronizer) | 92.05 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
7213. | Matt (iwon100grand) | 92.04 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
7214. | Zac (knav) | 92.04 | 94% | 2011-12-04 |
7215. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 92.04 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
7216. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 92.04 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
7217. | 140 (140_wpm) | 92.04 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
7218. | Michael (xephid) | 92.04 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
7219. | Lucas (pastorpraeter) | 92.04 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
7220. | Thang (thangvu7) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
7221. | Miraneir (curiostity) | 92.04 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |