So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14347. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 76.82 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
14348. | RelevantSound (dylan_by_the... | 76.82 | 95.3% | 2023-11-02 |
14349. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 76.82 | 93% | 2015-01-08 |
14350. | I hate errors (ljs4349) | 76.82 | — | 2011-02-01 |
14351. | Greg (xzibitzit116) | 76.82 | — | 2009-05-21 |
14352. | Lam (lam_blue) | 76.82 | 99% | 2012-05-20 |
14353. | Steve (folger) | 76.82 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
14354. | Chase (chezit7) | 76.81 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
14355. | Colton (choksbergen) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
14356. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 76.81 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
14357. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 76.81 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
14358. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 76.81 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
14359. | Brandon (barndenn) | 76.81 | 93% | 2017-05-02 |
14360. | (shaun022) | 76.81 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
14361. | Daniel (danielrice) | 76.81 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
14362. | Silver (vuppi3) | 76.81 | 98% | 2014-11-03 |
14363. | Rasmus (maziger) | 76.80 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
14364. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 76.80 | 96% | 2016-04-27 |
14365. | Yoav (yoava333) | 76.80 | 94% | 2015-01-15 |
14366. | learner (learner89) | 76.80 | — | 2009-08-12 |
14367. | Justin (justintam556) | 76.79 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
14368. | Enuma (enuma) | 76.79 | — | 2010-05-11 |
14369. | Jessica (jessicah) | 76.79 | — | 2010-09-11 |
14370. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 76.79 | 98% | 2014-10-10 |
14371. | Anshul (anshul_x) | 76.79 | — | 2009-12-31 |
14372. | Will (theth3rdwillttv) | 76.78 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
14373. | Hai (haiphan) | 76.78 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
14374. | Luciano (phoenix) | 76.78 | — | 2008-09-06 |
14375. | mEdmOd (medmod) | 76.77 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
14376. | Trishu (trishu) | 76.77 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |