So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18334. | Errichto (errichto) | 69.91 | 95% | 2014-11-23 |
18335. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 69.90 | 94% | 2020-03-26 |
18336. | jo (garvers) | 69.90 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
18337. | Megan (meganchua) | 69.90 | 89% | 2012-07-10 |
18338. | corredor (em321) | 69.90 | 97% | 2011-11-05 |
18339. | Yellow (siunam963) | 69.89 | 92% | 2015-08-31 |
18340. | Kira (kiramck) | 69.89 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
18341. | Kristian Emil (kruller) | 69.89 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
18342. | Emily (snowy) | 69.89 | 96% | 2011-11-10 |
18343. | Nicky (nicky027) | 69.89 | 93% | 2016-05-11 |
18344. | Andrew (aescay) | 69.88 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
18345. | Davi (a_promethean) | 69.88 | 88% | 2011-05-18 |
18346. | GlassyFingers (glassyfingers) | 69.88 | 93% | 2016-05-25 |
18347. | Alec (mercerx) | 69.88 | 94% | 2013-06-02 |
18348. | aman (whitepigeon) | 69.88 | — | 2010-04-01 |
18349. | NekokeN (hr47) | 69.88 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
18350. | Ami (nohonestyinthe11thhour) | 69.87 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
18351. | T.AU (pokl) | 69.87 | 94% | 2023-04-13 |
18352. | alyjin (hiraihye) | 69.87 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
18353. | larry (larry) | 69.87 | — | 2008-10-05 |
18354. | Mewi (metalwihen) | 69.87 | — | 2011-03-03 |
18355. | Julian (choo) | 69.87 | — | 2009-08-30 |
18356. | Kelly (kellymonkey28) | 69.86 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
18357. | John Paul (jp_ramolete16) | 69.86 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
18358. | Simon (siarnt) | 69.86 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
18359. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 69.86 | 95% | 2019-03-02 |
18360. | Mike (rookery) | 69.85 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
18361. | Peacemaker (marmimic) | 69.85 | 92% | 2015-03-19 |
18362. | Krix (krixtsup3r) | 69.85 | 88% | 2012-04-26 |
18363. | Jeanne (banchan) | 69.85 | — | 2009-04-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |