So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
23433. | Jerome (jrocket28) | 61.47 | 89% | 2015-08-16 |
23434. | andrea (terminator3018) | 61.47 | — | 2009-10-28 |
23435. | Ventrias (yuz1992) | 61.46 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
23436. | Blu (smitali) | 61.46 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
23437. | Lukas (phandox) | 61.46 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
23438. | Nam (nkbinladen) | 61.46 | — | 2010-03-20 |
23439. | Daniel (dangood92) | 61.46 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
23440. | Tyler (nitrotyper123) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
23441. | arnav (trahimam) | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
23442. | Julie (juliehuynh654252) | 61.45 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
23443. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
23444. | Wandon (wandon) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
23445. | vincent (godofbokchoy) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
23446. | Guillermo (andragoner) | 61.45 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
23447. | Zubair (xubrrrrr) | 61.45 | — | 2009-04-09 |
23448. | tran (congtu) | 61.45 | 97% | 2012-10-02 |
23449. | Aether (aethersimp) | 61.44 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
23450. | Steven (doobins) | 61.44 | 94% | 2011-06-05 |
23451. | dan (dantheman06_) | 61.44 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
23452. | lio (osybius) | 61.44 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
23453. | Ferry (ferryp888) | 61.44 | 88% | 2016-11-10 |
23454. | Harry (trof) | 61.44 | — | 2010-08-25 |
23455. | Jan (johny7897) | 61.44 | 92% | 2016-07-27 |
23456. | honey (honeyruby) | 61.44 | — | 2009-08-10 |
23457. | bonx (bonx) | 61.44 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
23458. | Jake (jarljake) | 61.43 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
23459. | isaacyoshimario (isaacyoshi... | 61.43 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
23460. | Bill (bill497) | 61.43 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
23461. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 61.43 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
23462. | be (besalt) | 61.43 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |