So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8501. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 88.57 | 97.6% | 2023-10-11 |
8502. | Caleb (syfulis) | 88.57 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
8503. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 88.57 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
8504. | Daniel (belakor) | 88.57 | 98% | 2011-09-29 |
8505. | Justin (necrosan) | 88.57 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
8506. | Andrew (scythe89) | 88.57 | — | 2011-03-22 |
8507. | Nio (nio21) | 88.57 | 98% | 2013-09-10 |
8508. | Oliver (guggero) | 88.56 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
8509. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 88.56 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
8510. | ⠀ (aragorn_the_snake) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
8511. | touch grass (midca) | 88.56 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
8512. | drs247 (drs247) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
8513. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 88.56 | 98% | 2012-06-02 |
8514. | Oats (oatsonnorman) | 88.55 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
8515. | Leo (zeignn) | 88.55 | 94% | 2011-09-17 |
8516. | Vedpal (vedpal2050@gmail.com) | 88.55 | 97% | 2013-12-29 |
8517. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 88.54 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
8518. | haidanos (haidanos) | 88.54 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
8519. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 88.54 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
8520. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 88.54 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
8521. | SuckD (suckd) | 88.53 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
8522. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 88.53 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
8523. | Minh Hải (minhhai) | 88.53 | — | 2009-10-15 |
8524. | Cicada (turtlespeedpls) | 88.52 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
8525. | Space Cowboy (booqueefius69... | 88.51 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
8526. | -__- (chocoluvr) | 88.51 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
8527. | hyperwolf (hyperwolf7) | 88.51 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
8528. | Chris (chrisb_33) | 88.51 | 90% | 2014-01-24 |
8529. | nyouhas (nyouhas_) | 88.50 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
8530. | Nick (neepwithin) | 88.50 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |