So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11568. | Faith (febrimando) | 81.94 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
11569. | Reese (shabbb) | 81.94 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
11570. | David (davidt585) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
11571. | Kurozuma (kurozuma) | 81.94 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
11572. | bigjilm (bigjilm2112) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
11573. | Kyle (kylepuno) | 81.94 | 90% | 2013-10-05 |
11574. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 81.94 | 99% | 2013-04-11 |
11575. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 81.94 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
11576. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 81.94 | 91% | 2016-03-12 |
11577. | Quitter (noobmaster19) | 81.93 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
11578. | Nick (nhumensk) | 81.93 | 97% | 2014-03-29 |
11579. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 81.93 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
11580. | Kenneth (thebestpotatona) | 81.93 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
11581. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 81.93 | 93% | 2014-09-21 |
11582. | Jamie (kaptonplanet) | 81.92 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
11583. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 81.92 | 94% | 2021-06-11 |
11584. | James (blackavar) | 81.91 | 92% | 2016-09-17 |
11585. | Syed (mrskittlesxd) | 81.91 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
11586. | Sarah Bisher (sarahbisher) | 81.91 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
11587. | wangolo (fire_fox) | 81.91 | 96% | 2014-09-25 |
11588. | Matt (pruske) | 81.91 | — | 2010-05-04 |
11589. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 81.91 | 100% | 2013-04-09 |
11590. | DANIEL (dizo) | 81.91 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
11591. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 81.90 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
11592. | Marty (mcflies) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
11593. | seilgu (seilgu) | 81.90 | — | 2010-02-21 |
11594. | Sadistic 'Lil Hussy (d719820) | 81.90 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
11595. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 81.89 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
11596. | Ksizzzzz (ksiz) | 81.89 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
11597. | Michael (michaelchuong) | 81.89 | 95.6% | 2021-02-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |