So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
27182. | Nicole (babyotter) | 55.20 | 91% | 2013-07-30 |
27183. | Lara (lara_anika) | 55.20 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
27184. | Omunyokol (omunyokol) | 55.20 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
27185. | John (bruh9832987) | 55.20 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
27186. | Marcus (marcusteo2) | 55.20 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
27187. | aadrm (aadrm) | 55.20 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
27188. | Wise (wisemaster1077) | 55.19 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
27189. | Shanna (loveisintheair) | 55.19 | 92% | 2013-04-18 |
27190. | Katie (progress_2010) | 55.19 | — | 2010-03-18 |
27191. | Mehrshad (mehr74) | 55.19 | 92% | 2015-03-29 |
27192. | Winter (jamesbandit) | 55.18 | 94% | 2023-07-05 |
27193. | Tarun (focuswow) | 55.18 | 86% | 2015-03-01 |
27194. | Charlie (charliesteer) | 55.17 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
27195. | Outix (outix) | 55.17 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
27196. | Jessie (unicorn_lion) | 55.17 | 89% | 2015-07-01 |
27197. | Isaac (isaaclam0425) | 55.17 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
27198. | bob (thot_slayer420) | 55.16 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
27199. | Caleb (calebnatw) | 55.16 | 92% | 2021-06-06 |
27200. | Alexey (leandoer_) | 55.16 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
27201. | zech (zechariah) | 55.16 | — | 2008-09-15 |
27202. | oanh (oanhnguyen89) | 55.16 | — | 2011-04-25 |
27203. | Loafie (loafie) | 55.16 | 95% | 2015-05-29 |
27204. | Josh (joshiepoops) | 55.15 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
27205. | Rahul (rahuls1995) | 55.15 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
27206. | Eric (ericj48) | 55.15 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
27207. | tinieee (tinieee) | 55.15 | 96% | 2014-03-06 |
27208. | simon (simonxander) | 55.15 | — | 2009-03-11 |
27209. | QAZAQ (nurasyldizimov) | 55.15 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
27210. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 55.15 | 93% | 2019-08-13 |
27211. | Zak (zajawe) | 55.14 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |