So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
24727. | Charlie (charcharliew) | 59.45 | 92% | 2015-10-30 |
24728. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.45 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
24729. | Ben (Colemak) (benmandude) | 59.45 | — | 2010-12-06 |
24730. | Brent (burntsea) | 59.44 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
24731. | Rasmus (igaz) | 59.44 | 92% | 2014-10-03 |
24732. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 59.44 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
24733. | John (stanfree3) | 59.44 | 91% | 2021-02-28 |
24734. | Tri (socconca) | 59.44 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
24735. | ChaCha (chacha) | 59.44 | — | 2008-08-12 |
24736. | Laura (waterybroth) | 59.43 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
24737. | D (dabirik) | 59.42 | 94.9% | 2021-02-19 |
24738. | muteleaf (muteleaf) | 59.42 | — | 2009-05-04 |
24739. | Florian (bflorian) | 59.41 | 93% | 2012-08-07 |
24740. | Tudi (tudipym) | 59.41 | 94% | 2020-02-21 |
24741. | Daniel (shadeless) | 59.41 | 89% | 2017-01-30 |
24742. | Mehmet (zugbu) | 59.41 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
24743. | Malcolm (weatherman7921) | 59.40 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
24744. | yanzhi (cakeuuuu) | 59.40 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
24745. | Julian (juliansy) | 59.40 | — | 2009-05-23 |
24746. | Binamra (binamra) | 59.39 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
24747. | sdfas (monissinom) | 59.39 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
24748. | Ashwani (ashwani45) | 59.39 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
24749. | Ebbe (estebanwinslesss) | 59.39 | 94% | 2017-09-20 |
24750. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 59.39 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
24751. | Billy (super1ha1) | 59.39 | 91% | 2016-06-16 |
24752. | Ginta (allstar50) | 59.39 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
24753. | Anup (anuplmchne) | 59.38 | 96.6% | 2023-10-24 |
24754. | t (ta123) | 59.38 | 96% | 2016-03-27 |
24755. | Eloy (swekingeib) | 59.38 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
24756. | Mark (markxing) | 59.38 | — | 2008-10-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |