So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14006. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 77.59 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
14007. | Lucian (lucianthomaz) | 77.59 | 94% | 2014-04-28 |
14008. | Patrik (pbody) | 77.58 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
14009. | Arthas (arthalich) | 77.58 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
14010. | username (jessebot) | 77.58 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
14011. | Jalil (jac28088788) | 77.58 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
14012. | rob (jungfeller) | 77.58 | — | 2009-10-19 |
14013. | Chris (stephan_hunter) | 77.58 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
14014. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 77.58 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
14015. | Zack (zbrooks) | 77.58 | 97% | 2016-03-11 |
14016. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 77.58 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
14017. | tstats[aldotroid] (aldotroid) | 77.57 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
14018. | kk (kkqu) | 77.57 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
14019. | Israel (izzy86) | 77.57 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
14020. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 77.57 | — | 2009-11-17 |
14021. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 77.57 | 98% | 2013-02-02 |
14022. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 77.56 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
14023. | Jenny (wombatpoo) | 77.56 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
14024. | Storm (storm_typer) | 77.56 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
14025. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 77.56 | 94% | 2013-10-15 |
14026. | Phil (fillagain) | 77.56 | — | 2010-11-18 |
14027. | S (beerisgod) | 77.56 | — | 2008-08-22 |
14028. | Mike (atrulz) | 77.56 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
14029. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 77.55 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
14030. | Danish (incognitofinito) | 77.55 | 91% | 2012-12-01 |
14031. | Dade (tms_dade) | 77.55 | 91% | 2017-03-14 |
14032. | Kendra (kendibean) | 77.54 | — | 2009-09-03 |
14033. | Wroom (a_a_a) | 77.54 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
14034. | Anders (andersgamer15) | 77.54 | — | 2010-08-15 |
14035. | MBU 2092 (saga) | 77.54 | — | 2010-04-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |