So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7651. | Robert (trewgrip1) | 90.80 | 95% | 2014-05-22 |
7652. | (」゚ペ)」 (deafening) | 90.80 | 97% | 2012-02-18 |
7653. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 90.79 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
7654. | superman (lavee_singh) | 90.79 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
7655. | Chris (atorius) | 90.78 | 95% | 2013-08-07 |
7656. | fantasy (fantasy4) | 90.77 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
7657. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 90.77 | 98% | 2015-10-07 |
7658. | Joshua (nopech) | 90.77 | — | 2011-02-23 |
7659. | carrie (cammce7) | 90.77 | — | 2009-12-11 |
7660. | Tony (beatleboy1091) | 90.77 | 89% | 2012-05-03 |
7661. | Jan (juhu234) | 90.76 | 98.5% | 2023-10-09 |
7662. | Paul (paulkoczwara) | 90.76 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
7663. | Artem (artem12) | 90.76 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
7664. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 90.76 | 95% | 2017-03-21 |
7665. | im raging RN (xaveir21) | 90.75 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
7666. | celebrate (celebrate) | 90.75 | — | 2009-11-17 |
7667. | uwu (serashkut) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
7668. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 90.74 | 96.9% | 2023-09-25 |
7669. | Bobert (bobertrogers) | 90.74 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
7670. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 90.74 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
7671. | Neskrawr (neskrawr) | 90.74 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
7672. | Roddy (roddyk) | 90.74 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
7673. | Baruk (baruk) | 90.74 | 98% | 2017-04-09 |
7674. | sl (slgerbil) | 90.72 | 96% | 2011-08-12 |
7675. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 90.72 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
7676. | Andrew (pingpongpewpew) | 90.72 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
7677. | Beth (schmayonnaise) | 90.72 | — | 2010-03-14 |
7678. | Declan (deccazz) | 90.72 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
7679. | Death (death) | 90.71 | — | 2008-10-08 |
7680. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 90.70 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |