So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17305. | Miles (kilometers_retriever) | 71.64 | 88% | 2017-02-18 |
17306. | your boi (jsgirl2000) | 71.64 | 95% | 2015-03-26 |
17307. | 0 (timswin) | 71.64 | 94% | 2023-01-12 |
17308. | Jordan (jrae06) | 71.64 | — | 2009-10-25 |
17309. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 71.63 | 93% | 2015-07-01 |
17310. | Jonathan (moosecaboose) | 71.63 | 98% | 2015-11-09 |
17311. | Ngoune (tyrex1) | 71.63 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
17312. | Jake (jlblockerz) | 71.63 | 91% | 2015-11-10 |
17313. | Aunrhi (aunrhi) | 71.63 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
17314. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 71.63 | 88% | 2015-05-01 |
17315. | Christian (ominousc) | 71.62 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
17316. | tapsumbong (tapsumbongbynight) | 71.62 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
17317. | Liam (blayz) | 71.62 | 95% | 2013-01-22 |
17318. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 71.62 | 95% | 2019-07-02 |
17319. | taxi wala (rrfin) | 71.62 | 99% | 2013-04-29 |
17320. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 71.62 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
17321. | Matthew (poobcum) | 71.61 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
17322. | Austinito (austinito) | 71.61 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
17323. | Filikos (filikos) | 71.61 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
17324. | Danny (arbitori) | 71.61 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
17325. | Per (loster) | 71.61 | — | 2009-05-01 |
17326. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 71.61 | 96% | 2015-07-13 |
17327. | Phuong (phuongt89) | 71.61 | 94% | 2011-09-30 |
17328. | (`_`) (man_of_steel) | 71.61 | 95% | 2012-03-21 |
17329. | Kiril (kiril_23) | 71.60 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
17330. | Ethan (cmfridays) | 71.60 | 100% | 2020-09-16 |
17331. | Tim (depends) | 71.60 | — | 2010-11-12 |
17332. | Ivone (vonshelly) | 71.59 | 98% | 2013-03-01 |
17333. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 71.59 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
17334. | oloj (olojyu) | 71.59 | 95% | 2020-07-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |