So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
24886. | Steven (omegaalpha) | 59.18 | 97% | 2013-07-27 |
24887. | Lorence (kuroko) | 59.18 | 90% | 2014-04-28 |
24888. | Badfish (badfish) | 59.18 | — | 2008-12-19 |
24889. | Prabuddha (learning2type1414) | 59.17 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
24890. | R. Heffer (rheffer) | 59.17 | 93% | 2015-07-28 |
24891. | lilsquish (yeldaha) | 59.17 | 93% | 2016-04-25 |
24892. | Oussaa (oussie_x) | 59.17 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
24893. | Mazzy (baylon) | 59.17 | 97% | 2014-10-28 |
24894. | John (equivocxl) | 59.16 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
24895. | dvorak alt (atypicalttypist) | 59.16 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
24896. | alex (saltycoke) | 59.16 | 90% | 2012-04-05 |
24897. | Zachary (zacharide) | 59.16 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
24898. | discolars (discolars) | 59.16 | 88% | 2016-02-21 |
24899. | Chaiwit (graphicianz) | 59.16 | 94% | 2012-08-11 |
24900. | Henry (xylz) | 59.16 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
24901. | Azizkhan (azizkhan) | 59.16 | 95% | 2014-12-15 |
24902. | uann (uann1) | 59.15 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
24903. | Jerry (nimaina) | 59.15 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
24904. | (kngochai) | 59.15 | 88% | 2015-11-19 |
24905. | Abdul (aqkk) | 59.15 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
24906. | rhenyx (rhenyx) | 59.15 | — | 2009-01-20 |
24907. | Pete (peteau) | 59.15 | 93% | 2017-05-30 |
24908. | Wanda (upquark) | 59.15 | 92% | 2012-12-20 |
24909. | Tukang (tukang) | 59.15 | 93% | 2013-01-15 |
24910. | MArcel (marcel01) | 59.15 | 92% | 2014-03-21 |
24911. | sarah (infiniterace) | 59.15 | 92% | 2011-07-16 |
24912. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 59.15 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
24913. | Tim (dragon5453) | 59.14 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
24914. | Cassandra (sandruh) | 59.14 | 89% | 2014-11-28 |
24915. | Lesya (lesyalackey) | 59.14 | 94% | 2015-06-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |