So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6262. | tstats[xoceankingx] (xocean... | 94.67 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
6263. | Zak (zakshearman) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
6264. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 94.66 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
6265. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 94.66 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
6266. | Jodie (jodie_utomo) | 94.66 | 95% | 2013-01-23 |
6267. | Adolo (foca248) | 94.65 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
6268. | Justin (tokomaki) | 94.65 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
6269. | lobus (lobus_rec) | 94.64 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
6270. | joy (sdfla) | 94.64 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
6271. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 94.64 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
6272. | cluwei (cluwei) | 94.64 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
6273. | Hieu (tranhieu956230) | 94.64 | 97.7% | 2023-10-29 |
6274. | Buba (emaus4) | 94.64 | 94% | 2012-04-26 |
6275. | SirCanaanDoyle (elevayshun) | 94.63 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
6276. | aradil (aradil) | 94.63 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
6277. | s. (capslooock) | 94.62 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
6278. | Adrian (adrian1c) | 94.61 | 98% | 2023-09-27 |
6279. | surgeonix (surgeonix) | 94.61 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
6280. | Jenny (jennypooh) | 94.61 | — | 2010-12-28 |
6281. | BoredomKills (boredomkills) | 94.60 | 95% | 2013-06-09 |
6282. | Andrea (twid) | 94.60 | 95% | 2012-02-08 |
6283. | heartbeats (jack777) | 94.60 | 99% | 2021-04-14 |
6284. | Bloodborne (bloodborne_2) | 94.60 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
6285. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 94.59 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
6286. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 94.59 | 98% | 2012-07-02 |
6287. | Josh (c4ll_m3_fr4k) | 94.58 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
6288. | Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal) | 94.58 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
6289. | Oshene (emelisosha) | 94.58 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
6290. | Ali (bahjatia) | 94.58 | 100% | 2021-05-07 |
6291. | mrn1ght (mrn1ght) | 94.58 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |