The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11389. | Nobu (noobuhlicious) | 97.97 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 11390. | George (georgewang615) | 97.97 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 11391. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 97.97 | 100% | 2022-12-26 |
| 11392. | Patrik (hickarn) | 97.97 | 97% | 2013-01-19 |
| 11393. | Al Qassam (supermiki) | 97.97 | 100% | 2012-05-19 |
| 11394. | Henry (henryumeash) | 97.97 | 91% | 2012-09-28 |
| 11395. | Nope (mrgordita) | 97.96 | 97% | 2014-05-20 |
| 11396. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 97.96 | 99% | 2016-10-13 |
| 11397. | Ryan (wafflus) | 97.96 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 11398. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 97.96 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 11399. | Bob (sydre2) | 97.96 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 11400. | Jack (falryx) | 97.96 | 99% | 2013-12-14 |
| 11401. | Marymoon (marymoon) | 97.96 | 96% | 2011-09-19 |
| 11402. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 97.95 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11403. | DWG (lsunixl) | 97.95 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 11404. | Simon (tartanllama) | 97.95 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11405. | Aidan (b8its) | 97.94 | 97.1% | 2023-08-25 |
| 11406. | Luke (fallwithoutfear) | 97.94 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11407. | David (reynupj) | 97.94 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11408. | Satam (savsatam) | 97.94 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 11409. | (^‿^) (markz932) | 97.94 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 11410. | pan (oldpan) | 97.94 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 11411. | Emily (emurrysoup) | 97.94 | 97% | 2017-02-13 |
| 11412. | Steven (mianosm) | 97.94 | 99% | 2014-08-04 |
| 11413. | Da (zzilong) | 97.94 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 11414. | Brody (brodysullivan) | 97.94 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 11415. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 97.93 | 95.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 11416. | Austin (splashtime) | 97.93 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 11417. | 🏎️ Goatfish (goat_fish) | 97.93 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 11418. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 97.93 | 98% | 2016-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |