So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8340. | Eldergod of the Universe (l... | 89.46 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 8341. | Lauren (lauren_conrad) | 89.46 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 8342. | Andrew (kahunah) | 89.46 | 98% | 2013-06-02 |
| 8343. | Bella (bell519) | 89.46 | 95% | 2023-06-03 |
| 8344. | Benji (alittka) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 8345. | ninja (riddickbr) | 89.46 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 8346. | Jonas (jonaslabryinth) | 89.45 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 8347. | Kagamine Len (kagamine_len) | 89.44 | 97% | 2023-03-25 |
| 8348. | Geoff (geofbot) | 89.44 | 95% | 2014-07-10 |
| 8349. | gtyf10 (aloserthatcanonlyty... | 89.44 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 8350. | Mason (mazmoto) | 89.44 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 8351. | Tom (speedor) | 89.44 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8352. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 89.44 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 8353. | canadavid1 (canadavid1) | 89.43 | 97% | 2023-10-30 |
| 8354. | DwarvenCraft (olegi) | 89.43 | 93% | 2016-11-20 |
| 8355. | SeanBona (pball4ever) | 89.43 | 97% | 2014-04-25 |
| 8356. | Qwenter (qwenter) | 89.42 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 8357. | Alei (aleiswift) | 89.42 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 8358. | Nick (bopob) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8359. | Da (zzilong) | 89.42 | 96% | 2011-08-18 |
| 8360. | Chris (posz) | 89.42 | 95% | 2012-06-22 |
| 8361. | Ella (ella_s) | 89.42 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 8362. | Jasper (jasperc) | 89.41 | 90% | 2014-09-07 |
| 8363. | Enrique (zero9o) | 89.41 | 98% | 2016-04-02 |
| 8364. | phinfinity (phinfinity) | 89.41 | 95% | 2013-09-05 |
| 8365. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 89.40 | 95% | 2014-11-05 |
| 8366. | Saurabh (sau7abh) | 89.39 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8367. | Omar (tonyproject) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8368. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 8369. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 89.39 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |