The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7328. | Anton (racketen) | 95.34 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
| 7329. | Taylor (hauser) | 95.34 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 7330. | lettel (lettel) | 95.33 | 98.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 7331. | xBytez (xbytez) | 95.33 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 7332. | Kaylee (astose) | 95.33 | 94% | 2014-10-02 |
| 7333. | Jesse (pinec0ne) | 95.32 | 97.7% | 2023-06-04 |
| 7334. | Endure the agony (wagyuwak) | 95.31 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 7335. | Bob (therealbloopjr) | 95.31 | 98.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 7336. | Drew (lemminpye) | 95.31 | 94% | 2015-09-28 |
| 7337. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 95.31 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 7338. | sol (epikdandere) | 95.30 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 7339. | Joshua (mitchelljo2000) | 95.30 | 99.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7340. | Frank (frankxu) | 95.30 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 7341. | Victor (lolvictor) | 95.29 | 86% | 2016-12-06 |
| 7342. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 95.29 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 7343. | Douglas (krakeneggs) | 95.29 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 7344. | Offbrand (zynck) | 95.28 | 89% | 2011-10-02 |
| 7345. | Cherry Clears (whiskeydelta) | 95.28 | 95% | 2015-03-25 |
| 7346. | süleyman (suleyman07) | 95.28 | 98% | 2012-06-19 |
| 7347. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 95.28 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 7348. | Aubrey (warrior13) | 95.28 | 98% | 2012-01-03 |
| 7349. | Finger King (fingerking123) | 95.28 | 94% | 2016-06-30 |
| 7350. | Jason (jromans) | 95.27 | 98% | 2011-10-09 |
| 7351. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 95.27 | 96.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7352. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 95.27 | 98.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 7353. | Danur (danurgame) | 95.27 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 7354. | bob (absowute) | 95.26 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 7355. | Charles (char466) | 95.26 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 7356. | Christina (silvertina33) | 95.26 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 7357. | Austin (galactiac) | 95.26 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |