Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17023. | (brett_t) | 73.01 | 100% | 2014-10-06 |
| 17024. | (tweezers) | 73.01 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 17025. | (bantoe) | 73.01 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 17026. | (trashybxtch) | 73.01 | 94% | 2018-11-18 |
| 17027. | (amiremad92) | 73.00 | 91% | 2012-11-06 |
| 17028. | (newmoon232) | 73.00 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 17029. | (dassi2morr) | 73.00 | 92% | 2016-10-12 |
| 17030. | (merx03) | 73.00 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 17031. | (stxatix) | 73.00 | 95% | 2022-02-17 |
| 17032. | (marhja) | 73.00 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 17033. | (fungifriend) | 73.00 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 17034. | (d1cookie) | 72.99 | 92% | 2016-10-26 |
| 17035. | (sammie2098) | 72.99 | 94% | 2012-03-22 |
| 17036. | (zzaru) | 72.99 | 95% | 2018-12-23 |
| 17037. | (mrpink_5) | 72.99 | 94.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 17038. | (auncore) | 72.99 | 91% | 2014-02-27 |
| 17039. | (arjran) | 72.98 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 17040. | (bm_anas) | 72.98 | 95% | 2012-11-03 |
| 17041. | (januar) | 72.98 | 97% | 2012-02-17 |
| 17042. | (stevenzc) | 72.98 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 17043. | (zynax) | 72.98 | 91% | 2012-11-28 |
| 17044. | (danielpaanderson) | 72.98 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 17045. | (cubanx) | 72.98 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 17046. | Murad (muradgh) | 72.98 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 17047. | (soupysoup) | 72.98 | 95.3% | 2023-07-02 |
| 17048. | (ddgentry) | 72.98 | 95% | 2016-04-28 |
| 17049. | (cent0) | 72.98 | 87% | 2013-10-12 |
| 17050. | (alexruben) | 72.97 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
| 17051. | (jonywho) | 72.97 | 94% | 2012-05-20 |
| 17052. | (hawkey15) | 72.97 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |