The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24938. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 63.49 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
| 24939. | (catchup) | 63.49 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 24940. | (dualofdualisprimal) | 63.48 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 24941. | (madmax89) | 63.48 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 24942. | (gailtaylor19) | 63.48 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 24943. | Nabil (nabil_lam) | 63.48 | 98.3% | 2023-09-30 |
| 24944. | (pan_kamilek) | 63.48 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
| 24945. | Vivek (vivek123) | 63.48 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 24946. | (mtype123) | 63.48 | 94% | 2011-09-18 |
| 24947. | (mostafa_daabis) | 63.48 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 24948. | Halo (hxlox) | 63.47 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 24949. | (jab_rx) | 63.47 | 94% | 2019-12-22 |
| 24950. | (fjantom) | 63.47 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 24951. | (t0006234g) | 63.47 | 95% | 2018-12-30 |
| 24952. | (akhls) | 63.47 | 94% | 2015-07-27 |
| 24953. | (klerigado) | 63.47 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 24954. | (frozeninthesnow) | 63.46 | 93% | 2016-02-02 |
| 24955. | (cherryyuk) | 63.46 | 94% | 2011-10-21 |
| 24956. | (zynax) | 63.46 | 91% | 2012-10-04 |
| 24957. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 63.46 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 24958. | Karlis (tmtx) | 63.46 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 24959. | (meriial) | 63.46 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 24960. | (vershua) | 63.45 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 24961. | zack (zack14) | 63.45 | 98% | 2011-05-25 |
| 24962. | (fabiola) | 63.45 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 24963. | (asdwe) | 63.45 | 96% | 2014-08-04 |
| 24964. | (sefp) | 63.44 | 96% | 2016-05-04 |
| 24965. | Alec (ancientant) | 63.44 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| 24966. | (wujy) | 63.44 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 24967. | (baokhang) | 63.44 | 88% | 2011-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |