I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17642. | Tsuraya (hannatsura) | 70.17 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 17643. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 70.17 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 17644. | Luckyboy (luckyboyvh) | 70.17 | 93% | 2022-12-05 |
| 17645. | mirul (mirude) | 70.17 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 17646. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 70.17 | 92% | 2016-07-12 |
| 17647. | Abdullah (itzabdullah) | 70.16 | 98.7% | 2023-07-11 |
| 17648. | Quentin (hellcat_gamer15) | 70.16 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 17649. | Usman (the_reverse_flash) | 70.16 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 17650. | Noah (polttogi) | 70.16 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 17651. | Sami (dolgolae) | 70.16 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 17652. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 70.16 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 17653. | Christopher (yammayammatoot) | 70.15 | 99.2% | 2023-07-06 |
| 17654. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 70.15 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 17655. | Atsubyo (atsubyo) | 70.15 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 17656. | MrJuiceBoxHero (mrjuiceboxh... | 70.15 | 96% | 2019-09-02 |
| 17657. | Rayde (silkygoldbutter) | 70.15 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 17658. | V3ness (venessang) | 70.14 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 17659. | (majernja) | 70.14 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
| 17660. | zwik (zwik) | 70.14 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
| 17661. | Sweaty Palms (drunkpleb) | 70.14 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 17662. | Haytham (bwaredevoodoo) | 70.13 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 17663. | Alfred (junior162007) | 70.13 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 17664. | Josh (razor_sharp7) | 70.13 | 96% | 2017-01-04 |
| 17665. | Alvin (alvin649) | 70.13 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 17666. | Cathal (cathalbui) | 70.13 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 17667. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 70.12 | 96.5% | 2025-04-24 |
| 17668. | Ritvik (darkside07) | 70.12 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 17669. | NikoArc (ktp2222) | 70.12 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 17670. | Megi-_- (megiiiiii) | 70.11 | 95% | 2024-11-28 |
| 17671. | Shader (shader_zxa) | 70.11 | 96% | 2024-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |