As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13551. | Lei (alnadnetrox) | 71.88 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
13552. | Toonie (nst94) | 71.87 | 95% | 2022-04-10 |
13553. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 71.87 | 99% | 2019-06-24 |
13554. | Igrizs (oblige) | 71.86 | 97% | 2023-10-08 |
13555. | Brett (savagesapien) | 71.86 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
13556. | Jorge (nogoodlul) | 71.86 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
13557. | givemeahug (gaplanidadacan) | 71.86 | 95% | 2016-11-01 |
13558. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 71.86 | 97% | 2017-01-18 |
13559. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 71.85 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
13560. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 71.85 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
13561. | call me hani (tsmal3rb) | 71.84 | 97.6% | 2024-04-22 |
13562. | Jeffrey (rhetoricalseal) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
13563. | aman (amanrai2802) | 71.84 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
13564. | hio_kio (hinx) | 71.84 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
13565. | Shangyu (silverhats) | 71.83 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
13566. | Chicken (theflyingchicken) | 71.83 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
13567. | joanna (soltera) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
13568. | zviad (zviad) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
13569. | Ethan (asianethan) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
13570. | Caleb (camostey) | 71.81 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
13571. | Posty (postymaloney) | 71.81 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
13572. | Amit (abbabon) | 71.81 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
13573. | (you) (user_phil) | 71.81 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
13574. | ros (heyokay1234) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
13575. | bhanu (codingbegginer) | 71.80 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
13576. | kazle (amazing_potato) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
13577. | Mytx (mythflashx) | 71.80 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
13578. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
13579. | Milkman (milkman1230) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
13580. | Neel (neel131193) | 71.80 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |