Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8497. | FashionGuy (tanasis) | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8498. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 93.33 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 8499. | Thomas (tomathon) | 93.33 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 8500. | Carl (carlzcoc1) | 93.33 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 8501. | Tyler (books_was_here) | 93.32 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
| 8502. | Javs (jxvs) | 93.32 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 8503. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 93.32 | 98.2% | 2024-06-29 |
| 8504. | David (davidjnovak) | 93.32 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 8505. | 123 (jokke27) | 93.32 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 8506. | Arjun Singh (_arjun) | 93.31 | 97% | 2025-11-05 |
| 8507. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 93.31 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8508. | brazos party (x___x) | 93.31 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8509. | Macho (iammacho) | 93.30 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| 8510. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 93.29 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 8511. | TypeAthenian (typeathenian) | 93.28 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 8512. | Dylan (xdylkay) | 93.28 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
| 8513. | Zvezdi (zvezdityper) | 93.27 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 8514. | ya (patty0011) | 93.27 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 8515. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 93.27 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 8516. | Y.S (petitpotat) | 93.26 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 8517. | alis (aliss) | 93.26 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8518. | RashidTalib123 (rashid_tali... | 93.26 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 8519. | Anisim (takahata) | 93.26 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 8520. | midnight (aw01) | 93.26 | 99% | 2020-12-23 |
| 8521. | aron (aron25) | 93.25 | 97.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8522. | Rice (riceinbowls) | 93.25 | 96.9% | 2024-12-17 |
| 8523. | khye (khyelerk) | 93.25 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 8524. | matt (matten177) | 93.24 | 98% | 2025-04-11 |
| 8525. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 93.24 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 8526. | Dylan (dolans) | 93.24 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |