The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20325. | x (xyzxyz) | 71.57 | 96% | 2013-08-21 |
| 20326. | Little Meanie (little_meanie) | 71.57 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 20327. | Tomas (teemoh) | 71.56 | 93% | 2013-11-28 |
| 20328. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 71.56 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20329. | Nicolai (nicolaiep) | 71.56 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 20330. | x (sealnot123) | 71.56 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 20331. | Jon (jbville33) | 71.56 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 20332. | wilson (theriyucky) | 71.56 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 20333. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 71.55 | 89% | 2016-07-29 |
| 20334. | nesco (robsub0905) | 71.55 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20335. | Griffin (speedyboi4506) | 71.55 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 20336. | Destros (destros) | 71.55 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 20337. | thu (lesinh) | 71.55 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 20338. | Satish (satishsha19) | 71.55 | 95% | 2011-05-06 |
| 20339. | Purple (komnambongo) | 71.55 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 20340. | Rolf (epostenmin) | 71.55 | 90% | 2014-12-09 |
| 20341. | Zvezdi (zvezdityper) | 71.54 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 20342. | N (zmartell0120) | 71.54 | 95% | 2017-04-15 |
| 20343. | Sebastian (potatohead2020) | 71.54 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 20344. | Peter (pyesh) | 71.54 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
| 20345. | George (daskullos) | 71.54 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 20346. | Silver (silverdogface) | 71.54 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 20347. | Nils (ensis) | 71.54 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 20348. | Tim (tulzon) | 71.54 | 94% | 2013-04-27 |
| 20349. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 71.54 | 92% | 2016-02-05 |
| 20350. | tuttle (tuttle) | 71.54 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 20351. | Rocket (rrocketla) | 71.54 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 20352. | Martin (martin_cantwell) | 71.54 | 93% | 2012-11-04 |
| 20353. | Delida (delidaann) | 71.54 | 89% | 2011-09-10 |
| 20354. | Noor (noor_nizar) | 71.53 | 95% | 2021-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |