Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2469. | James (m33pit) | 81.41 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 2470. | matt (w_dyer) | 81.40 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2471. | Chris (chrissstone) | 81.40 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2472. | Gosu (timmytilter) | 81.39 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2473. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 81.39 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2474. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 81.38 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
| 2475. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 81.36 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 2476. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 81.36 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2477. | Salmon (pillowend) | 81.35 | 95% | 2017-07-26 |
| 2478. | Sumo (sumosnorlax) | 81.34 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2479. | Helge (htb91) | 81.33 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 2480. | jo (garvers) | 81.33 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 2481. | Princess (deathmeter) | 81.31 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2482. | Melissa (mynameisspeed) | 81.30 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 2483. | Elyse (queenlizzie13) | 81.29 | 95% | 2017-07-02 |
| 2484. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 81.29 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2485. | Big S (zver8908) | 81.28 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2486. | Angie (waferdog) | 81.27 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2487. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 81.26 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2488. | Bob (rando3691) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2489. | Tyler (artjohn) | 81.24 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2490. | Russell (ruzzer) | 81.23 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2491. | non-quit (hitman2207onlaptop) | 81.23 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2492. | Can (tpcm) | 81.23 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 2493. | Amos (amosbird) | 81.23 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 2494. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 81.22 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2495. | ali UwU xx oWo (ethyl_ethan... | 81.21 | 95% | 2018-07-23 |
| 2496. | Michael (pioverlord) | 81.21 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2497. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 81.21 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 2498. | Carmen (chrysanthemumtea) | 81.21 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |