The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12024. | (lordboyar) | 42.42 | 91% | 2014-10-01 |
| 12025. | (keri) | 42.42 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 12026. | (portdavenport) | 42.41 | 86% | 2014-08-09 |
| 12027. | (hola2022) | 42.41 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 12028. | Pratham (pratham522) | 42.41 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
| 12029. | Rai (saigonorai) | 42.41 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 12030. | (mohamed) | 42.41 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 12031. | PG (pg890) | 42.40 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 12032. | PRISCILA (prisci4) | 42.40 | 94% | 2023-04-16 |
| 12033. | (amaimon43) | 42.40 | 94% | 2018-10-10 |
| 12034. | (ritesh743) | 42.40 | 98% | 2014-02-11 |
| 12035. | (loiky) | 42.40 | 92% | 2016-02-22 |
| 12036. | (mahamad017) | 42.39 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 12037. | (agosa2) | 42.39 | 94% | 2021-12-23 |
| 12038. | Nikk (white13) | 42.39 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 12039. | Colemak (etatauri) | 42.39 | 97% | 2016-11-03 |
| 12040. | (animmalvat) | 42.38 | 91% | 2016-02-16 |
| 12041. | Musa (msjahun) | 42.38 | 88% | 2017-01-20 |
| 12042. | (zvam22) | 42.38 | 95% | 2017-06-21 |
| 12043. | (poet) | 42.38 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 12044. | Leonie (lovis) | 42.38 | 97% | 2012-12-20 |
| 12045. | (cuda27) | 42.38 | 88% | 2012-11-11 |
| 12046. | Apples (apples07) | 42.38 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
| 12047. | Pritam (pritam799) | 42.37 | 95% | 2022-06-28 |
| 12048. | (krazy_007) | 42.37 | 96% | 2014-07-15 |
| 12049. | (yamammy44) | 42.36 | 96.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12050. | (oartalk) | 42.36 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 12051. | (elisa) | 42.36 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 12052. | (arunreas) | 42.35 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 12053. | Saurabh (ssb456) | 42.35 | 94% | 2023-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |