I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11980. | Eric (airicc) | 82.31 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 11981. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 82.31 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 11982. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 82.31 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 11983. | Joshua (darkleeroy) | 82.31 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 11984. | Alec (adawgmenace) | 82.30 | 98% | 2015-11-22 |
| 11985. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 82.30 | 95.9% | 2024-02-19 |
| 11986. | Talisman (talismanb) | 82.29 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 11987. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 82.29 | 97.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11988. | sage (wispx) | 82.29 | 96% | 2017-08-05 |
| 11989. | Arman (yesenarman) | 82.29 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 11990. | Ryan (thief60) | 82.29 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 11991. | Jeffah (jeffah) | 82.28 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 11992. | ThePickle (thepickle420) | 82.27 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 11993. | Max (chariotrider) | 82.27 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 11994. | Askhat (smallboy) | 82.27 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 11995. | NOEL (armedandloaded) | 82.27 | 90% | 2016-06-13 |
| 11996. | poopbel (poopbel) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11997. | Workman (dagl200) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 11998. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11999. | Linh (linh62742) | 82.26 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
| 12000. | Pepega (fips) | 82.26 | 92% | 2016-04-14 |
| 12001. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 82.25 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 12002. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 82.25 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
| 12003. | Dylan (dylaan) | 82.25 | 93% | 2016-04-08 |
| 12004. | * (000100020003) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12005. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 12006. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 82.24 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 12007. | Aizza (aizzaa) | 82.23 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 12008. | av (bsod2528) | 82.23 | 96.4% | 2024-04-16 |
| 12009. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |