I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12040. | Eric (airicc) | 82.31 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 12041. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 82.31 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 12042. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 82.31 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 12043. | Joshua (darkleeroy) | 82.31 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 12044. | Alec (adawgmenace) | 82.30 | 98% | 2015-11-22 |
| 12045. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 82.30 | 95.9% | 2024-02-19 |
| 12046. | Talisman (talismanb) | 82.29 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 12047. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 82.29 | 97.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 12048. | sage (wispx) | 82.29 | 96% | 2017-08-05 |
| 12049. | Arman (yesenarman) | 82.29 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 12050. | Ryan (thief60) | 82.29 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 12051. | Jeffah (jeffah) | 82.28 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 12052. | ThePickle (thepickle420) | 82.27 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 12053. | Max (chariotrider) | 82.27 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 12054. | Askhat (smallboy) | 82.27 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 12055. | NOEL (armedandloaded) | 82.27 | 90% | 2016-06-13 |
| 12056. | poopbel (poopbel) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 12057. | Workman (dagl200) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 12058. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 12059. | Linh (linh62742) | 82.26 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
| 12060. | Pepega (fips) | 82.26 | 92% | 2016-04-14 |
| 12061. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 82.25 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 12062. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 82.25 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
| 12063. | Dylan (dylaan) | 82.25 | 93% | 2016-04-08 |
| 12064. | * (000100020003) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12065. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 12066. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 82.24 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 12067. | Aizza (aizzaa) | 82.23 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 12068. | av (bsod2528) | 82.23 | 96.4% | 2024-04-16 |
| 12069. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |