The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3268. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 107.67 | 99% | 2026-01-01 |
| 3269. | Paul (pauzle) | 107.67 | 96% | 2017-02-19 |
| 3270. | Zoë (boramis) | 107.67 | 95% | 2013-06-27 |
| 3271. | splatt (splatt0407) | 107.65 | 99% | 2024-07-24 |
| 3272. | つべ (tube_jp) | 107.65 | 97.2% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3273. | Kha (ownagesoldier) | 107.64 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 3274. | bruuuh (bruhxfish) | 107.63 | 99% | 2025-07-22 |
| 3275. | YZ (dvorak456) | 107.62 | 97.8% | 2024-11-19 |
| 3276. | Angry (table_smasher) | 107.62 | 96% | 2025-12-05 |
| 3277. | Aelius (aelius_colemakdh) | 107.62 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 3278. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 107.62 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3279. | MourningStar (mourningstar) | 107.62 | 92% | 2013-06-16 |
| 3280. | Beckyy (bbecky) | 107.62 | 93% | 2012-06-25 |
| 3281. | Bruce (brucefest) | 107.61 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3282. | L (nattysquid) | 107.60 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
| 3283. | SCM (smusson) | 107.60 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3284. | (otql) | 107.59 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 3285. | Sherif (zushauque) | 107.59 | 99% | 2013-06-20 |
| 3286. | fhm (imfhm) | 107.58 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 3287. | Rædwulf (raedwulfr) | 107.58 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 3288. | Allen (xs_ageart) | 107.58 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 3289. | DRAG HIM (ihatestairs) | 107.58 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
| 3290. | Jannyx (nyxal) | 107.57 | 98% | 2025-10-15 |
| 3291. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 107.57 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 3292. | Alison (monarca) | 107.56 | 96% | 2013-01-03 |
| 3293. | vith (vith) | 107.55 | 98% | 2012-12-21 |
| 3294. | Steven (kenzietech) | 107.55 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
| 3295. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 107.55 | 97% | 2017-04-13 |
| 3296. | mohamed (abc_this_is_me) | 107.54 | 98% | 2024-07-07 |
| 3297. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 107.54 | 99% | 2025-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |