I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11097. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 84.37 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 11098. | Pavan (mpkreddy93) | 84.37 | 97% | 2015-12-28 |
| 11099. | Poy (poyfromraze_2) | 84.36 | 95% | 2016-05-08 |
| 11100. | Abdo Souls (abdosouls) | 84.35 | 98% | 2026-05-04 |
| 11101. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 84.35 | 96% | 2024-03-31 |
| 11102. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 84.34 | 94.5% | 2024-09-08 |
| 11103. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 84.34 | 97.6% | 2023-10-04 |
| 11104. | Learner (learner_dawg) | 84.33 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11105. | Caleb (moorec14) | 84.33 | 93% | 2016-08-17 |
| 11106. | Philip (philipckf) | 84.32 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 11107. | Robi (elrobi) | 84.32 | 97% | 2026-02-20 |
| 11108. | Eli (elijxh_) | 84.32 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 11109. | Victor (dysfunctional) | 84.32 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 11110. | Trishu (trishu) | 84.31 | 97.5% | 2024-07-11 |
| 11111. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 84.31 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 11112. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 84.31 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 11113. | Bob (wjonahw) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 11114. | chickenman (blankchickenman) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-10-23 |
| 11115. | Arnas (dandelionas) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 11116. | Dim (jimmylei) | 84.30 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 11117. | Zurran (zurran) | 84.30 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 11118. | ~ (iateadrum) | 84.30 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 11119. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 84.30 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 11120. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 84.30 | 96% | 2016-06-15 |
| 11121. | Ade (itsade) | 84.29 | 97% | 2025-07-22 |
| 11122. | Xia (xia0907) | 84.29 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 11123. | R (renxsis) | 84.29 | 96% | 2019-02-09 |
| 11124. | martha (marthanugget) | 84.28 | 96% | 2024-09-21 |
| 11125. | sam (candle4) | 84.28 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11126. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 84.28 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |